UNBELIEVABLE: Senator Sani, El-Rufai Is A Stinking 16 Year, Unwashed Dirty Underwear; Leaks Anus And Sniffs farts — Details Will Leave You speech Less…

The Governor of Kaduna State, Gov. El-Rufai has just recieve3d a swinging blow from Shehu Sani, the Senator, representing Kaduna Central District, over the payment of herdsmen to stop the killings in Southern Kaduna.

Following the not too lng disclosure by El-Rufai that he had paid some violent herdsmen after tracing them to their country, to put an end to the killings in Southern Kaduna.

Allegedly while Sani was responding to the claims of El-Rufai, said he is a “heap of excrement you may mistake for a bar of chocolate.”

Meanwhile, in a statement signed by the senator himself, he said: “Some people said I overreact to El-rufai but it’s not true. I’m been mild. El-rufai is a stinking 16 year unwashed and dirty underwear of the PDP inherited and deodorized by the APC instead of been taken to the laundry.

“He is a mucus you can mistake for a vanilla ice cream. He is a heap of excrement you may mistake for a bar of chocolate. He once licked the anus and sniffed the fart of Obasanjo to prove his loyalty.

“He once licked the Anus and sniffed the fart of Atiku to prove his loyalty; Now he is doing so for Baba. An accidental Governor permanently consigning his state in the emergency ward of pervasive insecurity. A man with perfidious history and patented habit of kneeling down to blow the organs of his masters to prove his fidelity.

“Shehu sani is “Unsuspendable” I dey Kampe, even when I climbed Kufena mountain I still dey Kampe.Try another thing this one can’t silence ZA Comrade.”

“Elrufai gets his political advice from an adviser who serves as his apprentice, who has never won an election; a serial lickspittle, a duffer, a clownish buffoon. A man so chronically despised and dismissed by even the cabinet members of his government and the party members in the state.

“Elrufai has become a hostage of an ‘adviser’, who continuously extort money from the Government in the name of either recalling or suspending Shehu. A project that makes no impact than continuously rubbishing the Governor.

“Since we came to office on May 29th 2015,Elrufai’s Kaduna APC held about 8 Press conferences and all the 8 Press conferences were about ‘suspending Shehu Sani’ or ‘confirming the suspension of Shehu Sani’ or “ratifying the suspension of Shehu Sani or ‘affirming the suspension of Shehu Sani. It has ridiculously reached to a point that each time Kaduna journalist are invited by El-Rufai’s Kaduna APC is to write the repeated story of Shehu Sani’s suspension. Shehu-Sani.

“I have been so suspended by Elrufai’s men to the point that my car may not need suspenders again. I am also thinking of opening a private chemistry school to teach students on suspension. I remembered my elementary chemistry where suspension is defined as: ‘A heterogeneous mixture in which the solute particles do not dissolve but get suspended throughout the bulk of the medium’. I’m proud to be suspended by Elrufai, a serpent in the caravan of change.’

“Kaduna APC is a congregation of political appointees of Mr Governor, they want him to sleep, snore and fart without noise from Shehu. If my repeated suspension will earn our Governor a shirt in the Nigerian or American Basketball team, I’ll be happy.

“The very Elrufai’s Kaduna APC that accused Shehu of disrespecting the “party” is the same one that reigned insults and abuses against the National Vice chairman North West who invalidated their cretinous vituperation.

“They are the same people who don’t recognise and respect any Committee set up by the national secretariat of the party including one headed by Katsina State Governor Masari. Their suspension ends in the executive W/C and then the cesspit hole of their Government House where it will converge with the outcome of Suya, Pap and Beans cake meal.”

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